I was guided by His Noodly Appendages...
I was overwhelmed and enlightened upon reading the "The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" by the great prophet Bobby Henderson. This religious tome has shown me the way of Pastafarianism. It provided me with the best that has to come. Their heaven is something you'll be dreaming of: a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory. How can you match your Heaven with that?
This religion is not just hocus-pocus stuff, this is backed up by hard science - empirical evidence! They have graphs, data analyses, equations and even peer reviews. Truly, this is the Best. Religion. Ever.
They are a peaceful, open-minded, religion and they do not believe in dogma. They accept you with open arms - not forcing you to be part of them. Plus, there's a 30-day God-back guarantee: if you don't seem to like it, your religion can take you back.
To conclude, this is on par with other religions. And it's true that if you want equal time to teach ID (Intelligent Design) in classes, it's also fair to teach other forms of theory like FSM which is so far, a tastier choice.
Hail the Spaghedeity! Aaargh!
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